i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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