Are we in a gay sports bar?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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