So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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