I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Randomize
