Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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