nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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