Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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