): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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