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HIV tests are more positive than that guy
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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