And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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