i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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