apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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