Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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