so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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