I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
