Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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