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I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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