Sponge bath it is.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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