i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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