New invention idea: vibrating tampons
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
A+ Viking dick
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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