sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
My ATM looks so different sober.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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