she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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