i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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