I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize