your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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