I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
it's not cheating when I paid for it
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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