I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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