spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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