i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think my mom watched the whole time
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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