Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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