Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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