small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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