Can Purell be used as lube?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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