Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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