Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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