We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
my poor anus
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
