her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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