We should be called the Road Head Warriors
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You ruined the universe
Randomize
