I hope mine doesn't look like that
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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