he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Come see our sink grown plant.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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