I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
