They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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