she woke up with a sticky ear
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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