Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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