The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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