There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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