Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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