I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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