btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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