just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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