Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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