Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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