She said her name was "party"
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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