I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Randomize
